Imparate a memoria queste stringhe unix e raccontatele all’abbisogna a mo’ di barzellette, ridacchiando tra voi modello muttley in acido 😀
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% scan for <<“Arnold Schwarzenegger”^J^D
“Arnold Schwarzenegger”: << terminator not found
% How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% why not?
why: No match.
% sleep with me
% got a light?
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
%blow: No such job.
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create